How do you expect me to remember ur birthday, when you never look older? happy birthday!
Tere birth day ko mai tuze kya du wish you happy return of the day
Many many happy returns of the day baby!
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year.
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday.
Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes.
You celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birth day to you.
When god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy b irthday.
You celebrate ur birth day I am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birth day to u.
Money is short. times are hard. i just txt you ur birthday gift. happy birthday!!
Thursday 17 February 2011
Dating Quotes
“My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'”
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
This is a selection of the best amusing dating quotations from my quote collection I've been collecting over the years. I'm sure you'll enjoy them!
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. -- Susan Healy
Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it. -- Anonymous
One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. -- Unknown.
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. -- Scott Roeben
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Leibman
Lots of women just go out with me to further their careers - damn anthropologists. -- Emo Philips.
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. -- Garry Shandling
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. -- Sally Poplin
(Computer dating) It's terrific if you're a computer. -- Rita Mae Brown
Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini. -- Ed Parrish
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed. -- Bill Maher
I was dating this girl for two years -- and right away the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mikey Binder
Yeah, I'm kind of lazy. I'm dating a pregnant woman. -- Ronny Richards.
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. -- Scott Roeben
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. -- Ben Affleck
"Do you believe in computer dating?"
"Only if the computers really love each other." -- Marx, Groucho.
"Only if the computers really love each other." -- Marx, Groucho.
My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other. -- Catherine Ladman.
My mother always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. -- Michelle Landry
However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Funny Quotes
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
A friend doesn't go on a diet because u're fat.
Erma Bombeck
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
Claude Pepper
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All men are equal before fish.
Herbert Hoover
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
Be obscure clearly!.
E. B. White
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O'Rourke
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Groucho Marx
A friend doesn't go on a diet because u're fat.
Erma Bombeck
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
Claude Pepper
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All men are equal before fish.
Herbert Hoover
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
Be obscure clearly!.
E. B. White
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O'Rourke
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Friendship Quotes
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Mencius
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis
Friendship needs no words , it's solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
Dag Hammarskjold
Friendship... is not something u learn at school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.
Katherine Mansfield
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Plutarch
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
Thomas A. Edison
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
George MacDonald
If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
Alice Duer Miller
It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
Mignon McLaughlin
It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
Epicurus
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes a too long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Many a person has held close, throughout their whole lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
Emil Ludwig
Mencius
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis
Friendship needs no words , it's solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.
Dag Hammarskjold
Friendship... is not something u learn at school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.
Katherine Mansfield
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Plutarch
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
Thomas A. Edison
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
George MacDonald
If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
Alice Duer Miller
It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
Mignon McLaughlin
It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
Epicurus
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It takes a too long time to grow an old friend.
John Leonard
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Many a person has held close, throughout their whole lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
Emil Ludwig
Forgiveness Quotes
A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable.
Robert Fripp
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Ausonius
Forgive ur enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
Peter Allen
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
Forgiveness is a gift God gives you.
Suzanne Somers
Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.
Indira Gandhi
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.
Mason Cooley
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.
Dag Hammarskjold
Forgiveness is the economy of the heart... forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.
Hannah More
Forgiveness is the final form of love.
Reinhold Niebuhr
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life.
George MacDonald
Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
Hannah Arendt
Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again.
Saint Augustine
Forgiveness means letting go of the past.
Gerald Jampolsky
Forgotten is forgiven.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on.
Alice Duer Miller
Robert Fripp
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Ausonius
Forgive ur enemies, but never forget their names.
John F. Kennedy
Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the hearts and cools the sting.
Peter Allen
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
Forgiveness is a gift God gives you.
Suzanne Somers
Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.
Indira Gandhi
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.
Mason Cooley
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again.
Dag Hammarskjold
Forgiveness is the economy of the heart... forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.
Hannah More
Forgiveness is the final form of love.
Reinhold Niebuhr
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life.
George MacDonald
Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
Hannah Arendt
Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again.
Saint Augustine
Forgiveness means letting go of the past.
Gerald Jampolsky
Forgotten is forgiven.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on.
Alice Duer Miller
Family Quotes
Family, nature and health all go together.
Olivia Newton-John
For all of those willing to help me start a family, I am flattered. I will let you know when I need your help.
Paula Abdul
God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.
Frank Knox
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.
Charles Dudley Warner
He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.
Chanakya
I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.
Janet Jackson
I am the family face; flesh perishes, I live on.
Thomas Hardy
I am tortured when I'm away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden.
Jessica Lange
I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.
Jet Li
I come from that society and there is a common thread, specifically family values - the idea that you do anything for your family, and the unconditional love for one's children.
Ednita Nazario
I consider my mother and all my sisters my friends.
Alexa Vega
I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.
Penelope Cruz
I don't think anyone has a normal family.
Edward Furlong
I find the family the most successful, mysterious and fascinating institution in the world.
Amos Oz
I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around, and I definitely want to have children as well.
Heidi Klum
I grew up in a family in which political issues were often discussed, and debated intensely.
Joseph E. Stiglitz
I grew up in a very religious family. I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five.
Akhmad Kadyrov
I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.
Patrick Warburton
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
Shirley Manson
Olivia Newton-John
For all of those willing to help me start a family, I am flattered. I will let you know when I need your help.
Paula Abdul
God did not intend the human family to be wafted to heaven on flowery beds of ease.
Frank Knox
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.
Charles Dudley Warner
He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.
Chanakya
I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.
Janet Jackson
I am the family face; flesh perishes, I live on.
Thomas Hardy
I am tortured when I'm away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden.
Jessica Lange
I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.
Jet Li
I come from that society and there is a common thread, specifically family values - the idea that you do anything for your family, and the unconditional love for one's children.
Ednita Nazario
I consider my mother and all my sisters my friends.
Alexa Vega
I don't know if I believe in marriage. I believe in family, love and children.
Penelope Cruz
I don't think anyone has a normal family.
Edward Furlong
I find the family the most successful, mysterious and fascinating institution in the world.
Amos Oz
I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around, and I definitely want to have children as well.
Heidi Klum
I grew up in a family in which political issues were often discussed, and debated intensely.
Joseph E. Stiglitz
I grew up in a very religious family. I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five.
Akhmad Kadyrov
I have a family to support. And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.
Patrick Warburton
I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!
Shirley Manson
Faith Quotes
Faith is spiritualized imagination.
Henry Ward Beecher
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Rabindranath Tagore
Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest.
Sarah Ban Breathnach
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
Saint Augustine
Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible.
William James
Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch.
E. M. Forster
God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and ability. Prayer helps us develop these powers.
Abdul Kalam
God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.
Ayn Rand
Have faith in God;then God has faith in you.
Edwin Louis Cole
He who has faith has... an inward reservoir of courage, hope, confidence, calmness, and assuring trust that all will come out well - even though to the world it may appear to come out most badly.
B. C. Forbes
I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first.
Thomas More
I have not lost faith in God. I have moments of anger and protest. Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.
Elie Wiesel
I hold that religion and faith are completely two different things.
Pat Buckley
I seek a deeper truth, but I don't think I have to go to a building designated for worship to find it.
Ted Lange
I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure.
Michael Malone
If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm.
Mohandas Gandhi
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
Blaise Pascal
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it.
Benjamin Franklin
Henry Ward Beecher
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
Rabindranath Tagore
Faith is the very first thing you should pack in a hope chest.
Sarah Ban Breathnach
Faith is to believe what you do not see; the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
Saint Augustine
Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt is theoretically possible.
William James
Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch.
E. M. Forster
God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities, great potential strength and ability. Prayer helps us develop these powers.
Abdul Kalam
God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.
Ayn Rand
Have faith in God;then God has faith in you.
Edwin Louis Cole
He who has faith has... an inward reservoir of courage, hope, confidence, calmness, and assuring trust that all will come out well - even though to the world it may appear to come out most badly.
B. C. Forbes
I die the king's faithful servant, but God's first.
Thomas More
I have not lost faith in God. I have moments of anger and protest. Sometimes I've been closer to him for that reason.
Elie Wiesel
I hold that religion and faith are completely two different things.
Pat Buckley
I seek a deeper truth, but I don't think I have to go to a building designated for worship to find it.
Ted Lange
I think the greatest taboos in America are faith and failure.
Michael Malone
If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm.
Mohandas Gandhi
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
Blaise Pascal
In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it.
Benjamin Franklin
Life Quotes
A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All the art of living lies in fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Each creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
Henry David Thoreau
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Everything in life is luck,and the man makes his own luck.
Donald Trump
Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
Karen Horney
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
I do not regret one moment of my life.
Lillie Langtry
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I love life because what more is there.
Anthony Hopkins
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
James Allen
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All the art of living lies in fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Each creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
Henry David Thoreau
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Everything in life is luck,and the man makes his own luck.
Donald Trump
Fortunately analysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
Karen Horney
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
I do not regret one moment of my life.
Lillie Langtry
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I love life because what more is there.
Anthony Hopkins
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
Graduation Quotes
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success! ~Robert Orben About a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch ur families are extremely proud of you. You cannot imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~Gary Bolding The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ~Edward Koch All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. ~Author Unknown Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. ~Paul Freund When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ~Tom Brokaw The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. ~Aristotle It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. ~Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the entire railroad. ~Theodore Roosevelt An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Benjamin Franklin Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. ~Bill Cosby The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show. ~Author Unknown Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. ~Author Unknown Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. ~Author Unknown Hitch ur wagon to a star. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius |
Happiness Quotes
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Jane Austen
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
Bette Davis
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
Benjamin Disraeli
All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love.
Baruch Spinoza
All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin.
Lord Byron
You must always leave something to wish for; otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.
Baltasar Gracian
Anything you're good at contributes to happiness.
Bertrand Russell
But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?
Albert Camus
Desire is individual, Happiness is common.
Julian Casablancas
Do not speak of ur happiness to one less fortunate than yourself(envy)
Plutarch
Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
Alice Walker
Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.
Richard Bach
Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.
Bertolt Brecht
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Ambrose Bierce
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
Pearl S. Buck
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
Leo Rosten
Happiness depends more on how life strikes u than on what happens.
Andy Rooney
Happiness depends on ourselves.
Aristotle
Happiness does not consist in self-love.
Joseph Butler
Jane Austen
A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
Bette Davis
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
Benjamin Disraeli
All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love.
Baruch Spinoza
All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin.
Lord Byron
You must always leave something to wish for; otherwise you will be miserable from your very happiness.
Baltasar Gracian
Anything you're good at contributes to happiness.
Bertrand Russell
But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads?
Albert Camus
Desire is individual, Happiness is common.
Julian Casablancas
Do not speak of ur happiness to one less fortunate than yourself(envy)
Plutarch
Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
Alice Walker
Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.
Richard Bach
Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.
Bertolt Brecht
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Ambrose Bierce
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
Pearl S. Buck
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable.
Leo Rosten
Happiness depends more on how life strikes u than on what happens.
Andy Rooney
Happiness depends on ourselves.
Aristotle
Happiness does not consist in self-love.
Joseph Butler
History Quotes
Failure is impossible.
Susan B. Anthony
Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.
Louis D. Brandeis
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.
Christopher Columbus
Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
Augustine Birrell
Generally speaking, historically in this country, the care of a child has been thought of as female business.
Eddie Bernice Johnson
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
Samuel Butler
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
H. L. Mencken
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.
Alexis de Tocqueville
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.
John F. Kennedy
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.
Ted Koppel
History is a vast early warning system.
Norman Cousins
History is a vision of God's creation on the move.
Arnold J. Toynbee
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose Bierce
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind.
Edward Gibbon
History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
History is the sum total things that could have been avoided.
Konrad Adenauer
Susan B. Anthony
Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly. Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.
Louis D. Brandeis
Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.
Christopher Columbus
Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
Augustine Birrell
Generally speaking, historically in this country, the care of a child has been thought of as female business.
Eddie Bernice Johnson
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
Samuel Butler
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
H. L. Mencken
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.
Alexis de Tocqueville
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
George Santayana
History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.
John F. Kennedy
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions.
Ted Koppel
History is a vast early warning system.
Norman Cousins
History is a vision of God's creation on the move.
Arnold J. Toynbee
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Ambrose Bierce
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind.
Edward Gibbon
History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
History is the sum total things that could have been avoided.
Konrad Adenauer
Humor Quotes
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
Thomas W. Higginson
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier
Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Allen Klein
Humor distorts nothing, only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Agnes Repplier
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
Allen Klein
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
James Thurber
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward de Bono
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye
Humor is just another defense against universe.
Mel Brooks
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley
Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
John Kenneth Galbraith
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Leo Rosten
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Max Eastman
Women Quotes
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe
I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.
Coco Chanel
I don't love dolls. I love women. I love their bodies.
John Galliano
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.
Jennifer Lopez
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Frank Sinatra
I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.
B. R. Ambedkar
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
I owe nothing to Women's Lib.
Margaret Thatcher
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
James Thurber
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran
I think nowadays women are very scared to celebrate themselves, because then they just get labeled.
Charlize Theron
I think women are excellent social critics.
Laurie Anderson
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
Heinrich Heine
I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.
Courtney Love
I'm not denying the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
George Eliot
I'm surrounded by very powerful women and very progressive men.
Christie Hefner
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Gloria Steinem
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard Shaw
In life, single women are the most vulnerable adults. In movies, are given imaginary power.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
Marilyn Monroe
I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.
Coco Chanel
I don't love dolls. I love women. I love their bodies.
John Galliano
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.
Jennifer Lopez
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Frank Sinatra
I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.
B. R. Ambedkar
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn
I owe nothing to Women's Lib.
Margaret Thatcher
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
James Thurber
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran
I think nowadays women are very scared to celebrate themselves, because then they just get labeled.
Charlize Theron
I think women are excellent social critics.
Laurie Anderson
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.
Heinrich Heine
I'll always prefer to play with women and hang out with women, and I'll always be a feminist.
Courtney Love
I'm not denying the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
George Eliot
I'm surrounded by very powerful women and very progressive men.
Christie Hefner
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Gloria Steinem
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard Shaw
In life, single women are the most vulnerable adults. In movies, are given imaginary power.
Elizabeth Wurtzel
Wisdom Quotes
A fool flatters himself,but a wise man flatters the fool.
Robert Bulwer-Lytton
A good head and a good heart are always a formidable briliant combination.
Nelson Mandela
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen
A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
Katharine Graham
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
Robert Frost
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
Francis Bacon
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
Moliere
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
Henry David Thoreau
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
George Santayana
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
Phil Jackson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan
Be happy. It's one way of being wise.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
Baltasar Gracian
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius
Cleverness is not wisdom.
Euripides
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
Jim Rohn
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Robert Bulwer-Lytton
A good head and a good heart are always a formidable briliant combination.
Nelson Mandela
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Herb Caen
A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
Katharine Graham
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
Robert Frost
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
Francis Bacon
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
Moliere
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
Henry David Thoreau
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
George Santayana
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
Phil Jackson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Ben Hogan
Be happy. It's one way of being wise.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
Baltasar Gracian
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius
Cleverness is not wisdom.
Euripides
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
Jim Rohn
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wedding Quotes
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
Paris Hilton
I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.
Piper Laurie
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets & throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
Michael J. Fox
In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
Helen Reddy
Only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
Trisha Goddard
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Never get married in the morning - u never know who u might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
James Beattie
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
King Edward VIII
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
Samuel Pepys
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
James M. Barrie
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
Heraclitus
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks
The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.
Rob Mariano
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara de Angelis
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Christopher Morley
Paris Hilton
I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.
Piper Laurie
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets & throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
Michael J. Fox
In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
Helen Reddy
Only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
Trisha Goddard
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Never get married in the morning - u never know who u might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
James Beattie
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
King Edward VIII
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
Samuel Pepys
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
James M. Barrie
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
Heraclitus
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks
The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.
Rob Mariano
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara de Angelis
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Christopher Morley
Success Quotes
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
David Brinkley
Action is the foundational key to all success.
Pablo Picasso
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
Shirley Jones
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Abraham Lincoln
Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture.
Lydia M. Child
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George Edward Woodberry
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Dale Carnegie
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
David Frost
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck
Failure can be success if we learn from it.
Malcolm Forbes
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Dale Carnegie
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
Logan P. Smith
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters
I don't know the key to success, but I know the key to failure which is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
David Brinkley
Action is the foundational key to all success.
Pablo Picasso
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.
Shirley Jones
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Abraham Lincoln
Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture.
Lydia M. Child
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George Edward Woodberry
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Dale Carnegie
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
David Frost
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck
Failure can be success if we learn from it.
Malcolm Forbes
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Dale Carnegie
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.
J. Paul Getty
How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
Logan P. Smith
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters
I don't know the key to success, but I know the key to failure which is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns
I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
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