Men Vs. Women quotes

They keep saying: the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again u always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

He who tries to forget a woman, never loved her.

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

Women marry men hoping they will change. While Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but u have to give a woman a ring.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly!